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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/17/2015 at 11:30 • Filed to: ebay

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1996 DeTomaso 'Guara' Barchetta, BMW 4.0L V8, manual trans, 8,850 miles, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Push rod suspension.

It comes with U.S. Customs papers showing it's clearing in December 2014 at the Port of Long Beach and its title from Japan.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 11:34

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I'm shocked at how much I want this. Not for that price, though.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 11:36

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Red and has "Barchetta" in the name - quick, find a Canadian!

itschrome > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 11:44

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Well shit... this is a poor life decision that I'd like to make and regret some day!

windadvisory > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 11:49

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Billy Bob's Muffler Shop: Welcome To Uncle Billy Bobs Muffer Emporium I'm Billy Bob. How may I help you today.

Guara Owner: Yes, I have an extremely rare 1 of 12 DeTomaso that is in need of exhaust.

Billy Bobs Muffler Shop: I've got just the thing. Cletus......Go get me some mild steel from the back.

Sn210 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 11:55

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I need this.

*clicks buy it now*

(Just kidding, I really didn't)

Jonathan Harper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 12:14

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I kind of love it.